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This Shhhhhh.. is
BANANAS
...no really, it's bananas

CARPET STAIN AND ODOR REMOVER

Super Nerdy Science - Super Amazing Clean

POWERED BY BANANAS

Bananas + Water - That's It!

Our 2 ingredient solution created with nerdy nano-technology is tough on stains and smells but gentle on your carpet, your family and the environment.

2 Ingredient Hyper-Organic Cleaner

Binds to dirt, grime and odors so you can spray away the toughest mess and keep your carpets looking new!

Yours For Just $24.99!

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The Stain-Busting Solution

Instant On-the-Spot Impact

Professional-Grade Power

Safer-Choice For Families + Pets

Eliminate Dirt, Stains, and Odors Permanently

with Nano-technology, Bananas, and Water!

We take purified water and banana-derived potassium hydroxide - a powerful cleaning agent...

...then supercharge them together using proprietary nano-technology...

...to create a powerful cleaner that eliminates stains and odor from even the dirtiest carpets!

The Easiest, Most Cost-Effective Way to 

Make Your Carpets New Again!

Spray the stain until it's fully saturated

Wipe it with a clean cloth

Watch the dirt and smell the odor disappear! 

 BANANAS

are crazy powerful!

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No Poisons 

No Fragrance 

No BS

You Don't Have To Settle For Disgusting Stinky Carpets

Stains & Poop, Stink and Oops 

2-Ingredients Eliminate It All

When those  dirty, mud-caked boots accidentally make a trip in the house.

When one of your pets has an accident and the stain and smell just won't go away.

When you want to be sure your loved ones are safe to play where you just sprayed.

Are Stains Driving You

BANANAS?

- Muddy footprints? 

- A little artists marker mess?  

- Fidos pee and poop?

- Your evening cabernet? 

They all ruin your rugs and costs you a fortune. 

Humalogic carpet cleaner makes costly messes disappear

PERMANENTLY.

Ingredients: Banana Derived Potassium Hydroxide + Purified Water. THAT'S IT!

Gentle on Your Family, Your Carpet & Your Enviorment!

2 Ingredient Hyper-Organic Cleaner

Binds to dirt, grease and grime so you can wipe away the toughest stains and keep your carpets looking new!

Bananas + Water - That's It!

Our 2 ingredient solution is tough on dirt and stains but gentle on the environment, your family, and your carpet.

Yours For Just $24.99!

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